Benton *sob* - but there's branches and stuff he could catch himself on as he tumbles, right? He's Canadian, he can do anything!
*and here's Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP, for folks who don't know - about to not fall of a cliff*
Mal Reynolds, because he's too screwed up to marry, but I figure that once I've got him there he'd be totally hot between the sheets.
Captain Reynolds of 'Serenity' - at your service ma'am
Boy likes to pose
Doyle. Cowley insisted. His Best Man's coming on the honeymoon, y'know. I get to watch - it's in the contract.